Denmark thinks of the Nordics as one big family. He’s the father, Norway is the mother, Finland and Iceland are his daughters and Sweden is the creepy gay uncle.

Prussia is a virgin and is afraid to lose his virginity. He was raised by all celibate men and the only girl in his life for the longest time was Hungary. Because of his friendship with Spain and France his awkwardness around women isn’t as bad as it was but it’s still bad.

“Denmark and America are constantly getting in fights over who is Sealand’s favorite uncle. Sealand loves them both the same.”

“He sings in the shower.”

“Amelia was ‘born’ to represent the the South in the Civil War. After the North won, Alfred couldn’t bring himself to kill her so he took he in as hi sister.”

“She can drink you under the table.”

“Amelia is often called a slut but she’s only gone ‘all the way’ with one person, Arthur.”

“Prussia is in love with Hungary but he would never let himself be with her. He knows she is happy with Austria and that’s all Prussia wants. For Hungary to be happy.”